A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital.Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.The nurse replies, “He’s out in the Rehab again exercising”.And sure enough, there’s Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.The nurse breaks down and cries and says, “He’s dead.”Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”“No”, says the nurse, “Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated”.✧ ✧ ✧My friend’s wife left him last week, she said she was going out to get some milk and never came backI asked him how he was copingHe said “not bad,. She knew exactly what shewas doing. Slowly she stood up running her hands up the frontof her legs, keeping her ass poked out. Just before she reachedthe top of her thighs, she opened them just a little and putboth hands between them and rubbed her pussy very slowlyas she stood the rest of the way up moving her hips around,slowly and seductively, pressing her hands firmly againsther pussy rubbing it up and down. Then she stopped doingher little dance and continued walking. She walked outsideand disappeared around the corner of the building. I wasbreathing heavy and my brows were damp and apparently I’dbeen salivating as I licked my lips. Damn! Were my friends right! I was thinking as I loaded upthe washers that I might get lucky tonight and get laid rightthere in the laundromat. I had just a hint of a hard on andit hadn’t gone down yet. I stroked it a little to relievesome of the pressure. I could still see her fuck hole andnice round ass in my head and really wanted to get my handson.
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